Well, it was probably just a matter of time, but I can finally cross off one of the few dozen items on my "Asinine Things To-Do List."
I was pretty hammered at a bar in Towson, MD (the hometown of Seinfeld's Elaine character) earlier tonight when this chick came up to me and my friend, Chill Mark. I had been humoring her in conversation for a little while when, seemingly out of nowhere, she busted out, "Do you have a pen?". After getting her number, and as she was leaving, she revealed that "Layla" was her stage name, and "xxx" was her real name. And that I should go see her dance at the local mid/high-end strip club.
In my crazy, fucked-up mind, I danced a little jig.
Sophomoric high-fives were exchanged throughout the bar...
... and then I rode off into the friscalating dusklight.
The hilarious thing is that she went to high school around here, and she was classmates with the sibling of one of my buddies.
You stay classy, Layla!